A Word From The Villain

Hello, all. Villain here, the Evil Marketing Team has brought to my attention that I have not made it known all the ways to stay in contact, should you be interested in a broader scope of my evil endeavors. I am, in fact, on Instagram, Facebook and am currently working on an Etsy page so you can have my brilliantly concocted and completely evil desserts shipped anywhere your tiny, pathetic hearts desire.

Additionally, it may behoove you to know that I will be setting up a small satellite battle station outside of Sidestreet Burgers in Olive Branch, MS this Saturday, April 5. We strike at Noon and intend to have completed our plans for parking lot domination by 5pm. 

I will have the following WMD's (weapons of much deliciousness) available:

Whiskey Pecan Fudge

Key Lime Fudge

Cherry and Red Wine Fudge

Salted Caramel and Candied Bacon Bark

Handmade "Butterfinger" Candy Bars

White Chocolate Machiatto Bon Bons

As I stated on Facebook, all proceeds will go to offset the cost of my ever-rising shark food bill.

That is all I have for now.

-The Villain